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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:10

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
There’s another leak on the ISS, but NASA is not saying much about it - Ars Technica
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...