What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 03:42
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
Me : Thank you.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Then let's have some coffee
What do you think about a sister's love?
Me : I don't drink
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Me : No
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
When do you start "growing old"?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Tea ?
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Sure.